So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Randomize
