so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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