ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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