Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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