no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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