I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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