How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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