2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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