i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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