im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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