Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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