If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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