do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Randomize
