Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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