he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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