: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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