im drinking this country out of the recession.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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