He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
do herpes really smell.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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