with your own penis?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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