eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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