So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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