Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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