Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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