fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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