Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
fuck your aforementioned shoe
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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