Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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