rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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