just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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