Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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