Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
