Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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