Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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