are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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