we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
