Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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