So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
