Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
well you can't waste a boner
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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