K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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