last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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