Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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