Non-Jews are for practice
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
