It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
