i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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