I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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