okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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