and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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