Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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