Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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