PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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