i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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