She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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