This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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