mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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