I'm drive I can fine osifer
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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