Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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